How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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It's a Nicki Mirage.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.