How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.