How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.