How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.