One. Apparently she will screw anything.
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One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
to get to the other side
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
5,6,7,8
50 pounds.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Seeing your ex.
