How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE