How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

250 Jokes More 250 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!