How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What do you call 250 dead politicians?

A good start.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.