How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!