What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip