What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.