What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.