What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.