Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.