Because to them it's boring.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
No one knows it's never happened.
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
They throw silverware on the ground!
Nanking Donuts
How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
