What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.