What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.