Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.