Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras