Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.