Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.