What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.