Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The Polish.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
I've got this neat candle holder...
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
It's CoRnY
May the forth be with you"
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)