Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Fish
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
It's elected President.
The punchline is too long.
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
he was undercover *!*
Who wants to know?