Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
A: Lola.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
Ripostes them
Because they're too cornea.
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
It's After Earth Day.
A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)
