How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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What makes a joke about ISIS funny?

The execution

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)