Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
tummy, my X-Men!
Whinny wants to!
Literally all gardening stops
Diddly squat
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Your PUN-unciation
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Paranoid!
