What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes