What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes