Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

Roofy Jokes More Roofy Jokes

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.