Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

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What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.