Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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It packs its trunk and leaves.

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God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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He forgot.

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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A niece slapper.

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What do guys like but are afraid of?

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