a girl from Jersey.
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Well, that was an unexpected twist!
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Forget-me-knots!
A Jersey.
One. They'll screw anything
I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...
An investigator.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
A master-baiter
Disoriented.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
They both don't like wires
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
the nine-elephant