Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Roofy Jokes More Roofy Jokes

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.