Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.