How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Absolutely Sense Jokes More Absolutely Sense Jokes

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.