How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.