How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

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What did the german with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .