Humour Jokes

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What's green and german?

Snotzis.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

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Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...