What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.