What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.