What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

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What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.