Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.