Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine