Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.