Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

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