His finger was up his nose.
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Diamond
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Punch him in the nose.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Cancer
A: To see how long he slept.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
Rage Upon the Latrine