What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin