What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.