What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."