Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Their nose
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Igloo
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
