What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Dog Poop Jokes More Dog Poop Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty