What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Dog Poop Jokes More Dog Poop Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty