What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders