What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.