What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire