Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.