Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!