What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers