What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

2 Duck Jokes More 2 Duck Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers