What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux