What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers