What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

2 Duck Jokes More 2 Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux