What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

2 Duck Jokes More 2 Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux