What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux