Geese Jokes

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other?

Because it has more geese in it.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.