Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !