What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.