What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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They already know everything.

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.