What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone