What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance