What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

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Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!