What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini