What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.