How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.