How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.