Cross Walk Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street