Cross Walk Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.