Cross Walk Jokes

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Rhetorical Question Jokes More Rhetorical Question Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Curious United

Cross Walk Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

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