What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.