What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.