What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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A humburger.

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A Drill Sergeant

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They're willing to work peanuts!

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He was a-roasted peanut.

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DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond