How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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I Expectsum Patronum

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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They all dress like Dobby.

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Dance moves.

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Say, "You have pretty I's!"