How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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Thanks for the mammaries!

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Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.