Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer