Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!