Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.