Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.