Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents