Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.