Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.