What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese