Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Lend me your ears
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
Someone with no sense of tumor.
Oh my god a talking coconut!
Oh God, not the B's!
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Money's tight these days!
They had No Quarter