What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese