What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.