What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.