What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)