A metronome!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Gnomenclature.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
A: She's the one on her bike.
Lack toes and tall or rent
Because it slows their
Legolas
A: 10:45
Health insurance
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
Elrond's cupboard.
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
A hypocrite!
A 4chan!
The lottery.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
