Gnome Jokes

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

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Metrognomes

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You take away his EBT card.

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Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

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Missile Toe!

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant