A metronome!
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Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Gnomenclature.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Do you even Lyft, bro?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
It was taped.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Metrognomes
A metrognome.
The elf-abet.
WRAP MUSIC!
A: Sandwitch
A witch in soggy trainers.
A little stiff.
because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
They grit their tooth at you.
Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.
