What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.