What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.