What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes