What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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What do you call a punctual urban garden gnome?

A metrognome.

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes