What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!