What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger