What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.