What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.