Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.