Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!