Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.