Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!