Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs ...

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake