Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."