How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!