How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !