How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!