How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers! :D

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!