How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Try it out on Internet Explorer

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You take away his food.

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Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !