How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !