How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!