How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !