How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !