Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese