Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.