Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.