Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.