Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.