Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese