Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.