Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Because he's a Wrap God

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Emission Impossible

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Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.