Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod