Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.