Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip