Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.