Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9