What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.