What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Prison Guard Jokes More Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.