Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.