Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.