Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What's a cats most common written thought?

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!