Prison Guard Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Mac Os X Jokes More Mac Os X Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.